"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
08/06/2016 at 02:15 • Filed to: None
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"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
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If your significant other is out of town and has specifically said you shouldn’t eat Goldfish for dinner, there’s only one thing to do.
Accompany the above with a simple “I’m all set!” and you have a successful trolling of your spouse! Hilarity ensues.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 02:23 |
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My wife once left me a note that read, among other things:
“I made dinner and left you some in the fridge. All you have to do is heat it up. That’s it. So help me God if you do not eat your dinner.”
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RallyWrench
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/06/2016 at 02:29 |
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I think our wives would probably get along. They know how dumb we are.
Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 03:36 |
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Pour milk in that bowl and grab a spoon. BEST. CEREAL. EVAR.
Jobjoris
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 04:15 |
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Should have baked some real goldfish...
shop-teacher
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 08:32 |
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Nice!
McMike
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 08:49 |
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I challenge myself to not use a single dish while Mrs McMike is out of town. I’ll buy hot dogs, or make myself a big batch of pasta and eat it out of the container cold for several days.
All over the sink like an animal.
She feels bad because her poor helpless husband is not having a proper meal. She forgets that I was 35 when we got married, and fully capable of making whatever I want. I just want easy sometimes.
Sometimes I’ll even put bottles and cans from our neighbor’s bin in ours to make it look like I had a party while she was gone.
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RallyWrench
> McMike
08/06/2016 at 09:37 |
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I do the same with dishes, since my entire life is dishes and diapers with the kids. That’s genius with the bottles.
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RallyWrench
> Jobjoris
08/06/2016 at 09:40 |
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Haha tasty! Too much work though.
wafflesnfalafel
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 09:42 |
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“I only troll you because I love you.”
(that pic is awesome)
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McMike
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 09:44 |
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She’ll come home and see five spoons in the dishwasher and ask why I didn’t have yogurt for breakfast one morning. She’s like a detective.
Because of that, I’ll sometimes put a few extra spoons, corn cob holders, or two champagne flutes in just to see what she’ll say.
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Jobjoris
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 10:01 |
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Would have even shocked her more if they were hers ;-)
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RallyWrench
> shop-teacher
08/06/2016 at 10:09 |
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I certainly thought so!
DasWauto
> Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
08/06/2016 at 13:10 |
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Not sure if genius or abominably awful.... I may have to try it.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 13:11 |
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But that is a black 930 Turbo right? So you need a blue S30 to go with it.
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RallyWrench
> CaptDale - is secretly British
08/06/2016 at 13:51 |
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You’re right, I do have the blue kaido Z, maybe I should do a Morro Bay Aqualine shoot on South Bay...
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 14:01 |
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How about you get a real S30 and I’ll get the 930 in your shop and we will duke it out ;)
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RallyWrench
> CaptDale - is secretly British
08/06/2016 at 14:39 |
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I used to have an S30 and half an R32 skyline to pull the RB25 from! Never should have sold them.
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
08/06/2016 at 15:12 |
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No you should not have. You should do a write up on acquiring 1/2 a car. sounds interesting.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> RallyWrench
08/10/2016 at 13:54 |
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Hey, goldfish are loaded with protein, fats, and carbs. Everything a growing man needs.
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RallyWrench
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/10/2016 at 14:05 |
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See? I told her that.